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On today’s show, Random, Lacey, Elma, Nakia, and Kyle are smoking on From The Soil Label. The strained being reviewed today includes the  Alien Orange Cookie, The Pamelena, The Gorilla Glue #4, The River City Orange Fire and the Ghost Trin Hayes crossed with Tangy.

About Dank’s Chronicast 

If this is your first time watching a Chronicast, we’d like to give a brief introduction, a walkthrough, of some of the terms we use and why we rate the way we do.

All of our budtenders at Dank’s Wonder Emporium use a “Star Rating” System to determine the quality of each feature of each product. These features include but are not limited to: the packaging, the product structure (if applicable), the “nose” (the aroma of the product), the flavor, the smoothness or harshness, the effects, and the overall score of the product.

We also like to review the lab test results of the product, the price point, the genetics of the strain (if applicable) and share any infomation we have about the brand.

💡If you’re new to cannabis concentrates, or anything else in the cannabis market, here’s a cheat-sheet of terms and what they refer to. 

Price Point

Though Dank’s Wonder Emporium doesn’t carry this brand in the shop, if we did the grams would sell at $9.99


The packaging for the ‘From The Soil’ products, was such a wow factor that Lacey had to give it a 6 out of a 5-star review. It had well-defined information of what you would be experiencing inside. A magnifying glass that Random could only describe as being ‘Bad ass’. So far placed among the list of best packaging that has ever been reviewed on the show. It received a 5 out of 5-star rating across the board.

The team starts off with the Alien Orange Cookie.

Test Results: Alien Orange Cookie

60% Sativa 40% Indica

The “Nose” ⭐

“This is legit” Lacey explained as she admired the orange citrus smell of the buds. Random agreed with the smell on the nose as he described the smell as a freshly cut orange. While Kyle gave the nose a 10 out of 5-star rating, the rest of the team added another 5-star rating as the nose on the Alien Orange Cookie is the ‘real deal’.

Appearance & Consistency 

The appearance of the nugs was described as dense, not too dry and not too powdery; for Kyle, they were just beautiful.


Tasty, nice, not too earthy and smooth were some of the words used to describe the Alien Orange Cookie. It tastes more like the bitter part of the orange rather than the inside of the orange according to Lacey and Elma.

The star rating received a 4, 4.5 and a 3.5 from Elma, Lacey, and Nakia respectively.

It was recommended that if it was a little bit sweeter that would have taken it over the top.

Smoothness / Harshness ⭐

The Alien Orange Cookie received 5 stars rating for smoothness.

 Buy, Try, or Puff-Puff Pass?

The Alien Orange Coffee would make it a definite Buy for the reviewers. Next, the reviewers went on to the Blue Dot Dog.

Test Results: Blue Dot Dog

Testing at 25.6% Total Cannabinoid 29.1%

The “Nose” ⭐

Random taught it didn’t have the overwhelming smell as the Alien Orange Cookie but it smelt woody just as the package said it would, his overall rating on the nose was a 3-star rating. For Lacey, the smell was that of the sandalwood essential oil.

A star rating of 4 stars was the most popular among the reviewers.


 The flavor was said to be really natural, earthy pungent and woody. 


The Effects

The effects of the Blue Dot Dog according to Lacey felt as if there were ants in her head. So next we go to the verdict.

 Buy, Try, or Puff-Puff Pass?

For Lacey, it was a Buy and for Random it was a happy hour buy. The reviewers moved on to the Pameleena preroll.



Price Point – Pameleena

The price point for the Pameleena preroll is $7.50 per gram.


‘fancy as hell’ Lacey’s exact words to describe the packaging of the pre-rolls, Nakia wanted to buy one as her coffee table decoration, yes they are that good. 5 out of 5-star rating.



Berry sweet and Earthy


Price Point – Gorilla glue 

The price point for the gorilla glue preroll is $7.99 per gram.

The Effects

The effects of the gorilla glue gave Lacey an eyeball float.


‘Tasty’ according to Lacey; a ‘jolly ranger taste’ according to Elma. Random in his own words described the taste as “smoking top shelf flour at not top shelf prices”.

The Ghost Train Hayes crossed with Tangy was the next strain reviewed by the team.


Price Point – Ghost Train Hayes with Tangy 

The price point for the ghost train hayes crossed with tangy is $9.99 per gram.

The “Nose” ⭐

The Ghost Train Hayes crossed with Tangy had a citrus flavor on the nose with slight mint at the end. 

Cracking the bottle open really unleashed the ‘holy hell of goodness’ according to Random.

The star rating on the nose ranged from 4 to 3.75 to 3-stars.

 Buy, Try, or Puff-Puff Pass?

The overall verdicts on the ghost train hayes crossed with tangy is a try.

Last but most definitely not least is the River City Orange Fire.

Test Results: River City Orange Fire

60%/40% on the Sativa Side

The “Nose” ⭐


The nose on the River City Orange Fire was a sweet earthy and citrus.

The Effects

Lacey spoke about feeling lite headed after taking a hit of the River City Orange Fire.


The flavor of the River City Orange Fire is a sweet candy, bubble gum smell.

And managed to rank between a 4 to a 4.5 with the reviewers.

 Buy, Try, or Puff-Puff Pass?


Ranked a Buy for the reviewers.

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